Mormons Throwing Cutie Pies

For those concerned with my ethics, name and personally identifiable information has been modified.

Facebook:
You have a friend request.
Kenny Rodgers Smith
You have 7 friends in common.

Basic Information
Sex: Male
Relationship Status: Single
Interested In: Women
Looking For: Friendship
Political Views: nobama
Religious Views: mormon
Class: High School Freshman

FBChat:
8:57pm Jonah
Keeeenny……
Keeeenny?

8:58pmKenny
hey I’m good friends with your brother.

8:58pm Jonah
o.o
OIC.
Why would you want to be facebook friends with your friends older-brother?

8:59pm Kenny
you look cute

8:59pm Jonah
I do?
9:04pm Kenny is offline.

LATER:
10:13pm Kenny
sorry wasnt me talking earlier

10:16pm Jonah
I was wondering.
who was taht?
*that
did you even send me a friends request?

10:16pm Kenny
My friend Jerry Boomer

10:16pm Jonah
or was that the other person too?

10:16pm Kenny
i did he told me too
because i didnt believe your micahs brother.

Silly Sammy, You’re a Gullible Guy.

Facebook Satus Update:
Jonah is trippin. This time, its shrooms. 10:44pm -

Comments:
Sadie Rhoads at 10:44pm February 25
wow……..

Jonah Price at 10:46pm February 25
You see, they’re growing in my front lawn, and they’re HUMONGOUS, but I forgot to look down and so I caught my foot on one and landed in the mud.

Sadie Rhoads at 10:50pm February 25
well that sucks

FBChat:
(10:48:43 PM) Sam Matthews: Are you really on shrooms?
(10:48:54 PM) Jonah Price: TOOOOOOOOTALLY
(10:49:28 PM) Jonah Price: You have NO IDEA
(10:49:58 PM) Jonah Price: how awesome it is to werar GODSSUNGLASSES!
(10:50:34 PM) Sam Matthews: ha ok r u like abig druggie now?
(10:50:57 PM) Jonah Price: you gotta try on the sunddgless sammy
(10:51:05 PM) Jonah Price: put on the sunglasses
(10:51:13 PM) Sam Matthews: whats sunglasses i dont have an
(10:51:20 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:21 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:21 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:22 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:26 PM) Jonah Price: you got it all wrong
(10:51:43 PM) Sam Matthews: yeah? how so?
(10:52:18 PM) Jonah Price: You’re all stuck in your body sammy. You gotta ditch the body
(10:52:40 PM) Sam Matthews: where should i ditch it
(10:52:41 PM) Sam Matthews: ?
(10:52:51 PM) Jonah Price: The ditch
(10:53:09 PM) Sam Matthews: idf u were really on shrooms why would u be on facebook why arent u out doingsomething fun
(10:53:42 PM) Jonah Price: Because I’m in love.
(10:53:50 PM) Sam Matthews: who are u in love with?
(10:53:57 PM) Jonah Price: EVERYBODY!
(10:54:01 PM) Sam Matthews: me?
(10:54:02 PM) Jonah Price: and they’re all RIGHT HERE
(10:54:09 PM) Jonah Price: they’re all on facebook!
(10:54:14 PM) Jonah Price: Its AMAZING Sammy!
(10:54:17 PM) Jonah Price: EVERYBODY
(10:54:19 PM) Jonah Price: IS
(10:54:20 PM) Jonah Price: ON
(10:54:22 PM) Jonah Price: FACEBOOK
(10:54:31 PM) Sam Matthews: there are alot of people on
(10:54:45 PM) Sam Matthews: sounds like it
(10:54:50 PM) Sam Matthews: i wish i was on shrooms too
(10:55:02 PM) Sam Matthews: do shrooms give u an after affect the next day?
(10:55:18 PM) Jonah Price: Dude, what the fuck?
(10:55:36 PM) Sam Matthews: what?
(10:55:45 PM) Jonah Price: No. I’m not kidding.
(10:55:53 PM) Sam Matthews: u are not kidding?
(10:56:13 PM) Jonah Price: what
(10:56:15 PM) Jonah Price: the fuck?
(10:56:34 PM) Sam Matthews: dude please dont use the f word in my pressense
(10:57:03 PM) Jonah Price: You can’t just DO that Sammuel. Its so not cool.
(10:57:29 PM) Sam Matthews: dude u r starting to scare me a little
(10:58:50 PM) Jonah Price: Well if you’d done that to anybody else, you probably SHOULD be scared you little krike ripper.
(10:59:19 PM) Sam Matthews: what did i do?
(10:59:43 PM) Jonah Price: Oh, now you’ve forgotten? Yeah?
(10:59:46 PM) Jonah Price: Well forget it.
(10:59:58 PM) Sam Matthews: no dude
[This is where I google LSD slang to add to the mix]
(11:00:21 PM) Jonah Price: James brought over some gooney birds. I’m outa here.
(11:00:22 PM) Sam Matthews: i kinda believe u r on shrooms now cause it would be hard to fake being crazy like u are being
(11:00:31 PM) Sam Matthews: ha k cya dude: