Mary Darling, This Just Can’t Be.

[TokBox: Forwarded Video Mail from Mary Ellen Cowbell]
[Jonah: uh... WHAT? o.0]
[IM Mary ellen Cowbell]

[12:55] Jonah Price: Do I know you?
[12:55] Mary Ellen Cowbell: yes
[13:02] Jonah Price: how?
[13:02] Jonah Price: who are you?
[13:02] Mary Ellen Cowbell: yesterday at the mallll
[13:02] Mary Ellen Cowbell: mary
[13:03] Jonah Price: I SOOOOOOOO didn’t go to the mall yesterday
[13:03] Mary Ellen Cowbell: we ate at mickydees together and i bought u an icecrean
[13:03] Mary Ellen Cowbell: u owe me 5 bucks btww
[13:03] Jonah Price: Oh yeah, and then I dropped it in your lap
[13:04] Mary Ellen Cowbell: and u licked it upp
[13:04] Jonah Price: No, that was your dog, Emerald.
[13:04] Mary Ellen Cowbell: no u mean pearl .
[13:04] Jonah Price: Oh, sorry
[13:05] Jonah Price: the green fur dye threw me off.
[13:05] Jonah Price: I remembered it was some sort of stone
[13:05] Mary Ellen Cowbell: ohh its ok . yeah truee
[13:06] Mary Ellen Cowbell: so u remember the v day present u brought me
[13:07] Jonah Price: I think so… you couldn’t afford the box of chocolates for your boyfriend, so I spotted you the ten bucks.
[13:07] Jonah Price: I think that means that YOU actually owe ME $5
[13:07] Mary Ellen Cowbell: haha nour my bf silly goose
[13:07] Mary Ellen Cowbell: su u brought urself a present
[13:08] Jonah Price: I became your boyfriend when I met you yesterday and bought myself a late V-Day present for you?
[13:08] Mary Ellen Cowbell: yes! exactly
[13:08] Jonah Price: Oh my.
[13:08] Jonah Price: well, there is something you should know….
[13:09] Jonah Price: this morning… I met someone else.
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: hahahha i dumped my bf jake t austin for u
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: bitch.
[13:09] Jonah Price: sorry…
[13:09] Jonah Price: well you know..
[13:09] Jonah Price: once Jake was available..
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: bitch HOW DARE YOU
[13:09] Jonah Price: I just couldn’t resist him.
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: well he likes ladies sorry
[13:10] Jonah Price: I’ll have you know, he swings both ways
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: noooooooo
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: he doesnt
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: trust me
[13:11] Jonah Price: yep. We did it this morning.
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: we have been through this before
[13:13] Jonah Price: I’ve slept with your ex boyfriend you dumbed to be with me before?
[13:14] Mary Ellen Cowbell: what!??????? how the hell did u sleep with a straight man
[13:14] Jonah Price: Ooookay. You’ve officially killed the fun of this game.
[13:14] Jonah Price: nice talking to you.
[13:15] Jonah Price: goodbye.
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: no
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: i apologizee
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: plzzz
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: come back to me baby
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: baby come back

Greetings Again Jane

[13:49] Jane Doe: hello
[13:49] Jane Doe: i need to talk
[13:49] Jonah Price: are you going to actually talk?
[13:49] Jane Doe: no
[13:49] Jonah Price: because you’ve only IM’d me thus far
[13:50] Jane Doe: but
[13:50] Jonah Price: well then this works
[13:50] Jonah Price: what do you need?
[13:50] Jane Doe: u no brick the wine guy
[13:50] Jonah Price: yes. I do.
[13:50] Jane Doe: he is saying that i wanted to c his dick
[13:51] Jonah Price: yes. he is.
[13:51] Jane Doe: i have a twin sister
[13:51] Jane Doe: and she was on
[13:51] Jonah Price: -__-
[13:51] Jonah Price: prove it.
[13:51] Jane Doe: and she got on my account
[13:51] Jonah Price: Send me a videomail with both you and your sister.
[13:51] Jonah Price: or a photo.
[13:51] Jane Doe: cuz she likes dicks
[13:51] Jane Doe: now
[13:52] Jane Doe: every one would think that i like seeing dicks
[13:52] Jonah Price: seems like it.
[13:52] Jane Doe: i don’t
[13:52] Jonah Price: but you can prove your innocence by showing how you have a twin.
[13:53] Jane Doe: can i call him and tell him that was not me
[13:53] Jonah Price: You should make a comment on the public post.
[13:53] Jonah Price: but
[13:53] Jane Doe: can u call him
[13:53] Jonah Price: nobody is going to belive you unless you prove you have a twin.
[13:53] Jane Doe: i do
[13:53] Jane Doe: but
[13:53] Jane Doe: he blocked me
[13:54] Jonah Price: prove it Jane
[13:54] Jane Doe: and i can not tell him
[13:54] Jonah Price: on the public post
[13:54] Jonah Price: you can
[13:54] Jane Doe: i will do anything if u do it
[13:55] Jonah Price: what?
[13:55] Jonah Price: Jane…
[13:55] Jonah Price: go here
[13:55] Jonah Price: [URL to the post where Brick Makes his claim]
[13:55] Jonah Price: make your case THERE.
[13:56] Jane Doe: i will do any thing if u tell him that i have a twin
[13:57] Jane Doe: i got a idea
[13:57] Jonah Price: WHY do i have to tell him?
[13:57] Jonah Price: why can’t YOU tell him?

END

Jane Doe

My cold is getting worse. Used almost an entire box of tissues last night.

The snow made a re-apearence yesterday evening, and i woke up to a blanket of snow this morning. Wasn’t really interested in going out in it and as of now, there is some significant meltage… if it doesn’t snow again tonight, there will likely be none tomorow.

I was called today on tokbox three different times by the same 11y/o girl I had never spoken to before.

Call #1:

TokBox: Jane Doe is calling you.

Jonah: <answer>

Jonah: Hello?

Jane: Hello.

Jonah: Who are you?

Jane: A person.

Jonah: Jane Doe.

Jane: How did you know?

Jonah: It says your name, and when you called it said “Jane Doe is calling you”

Jane: Oh.

Jonah: So… why did you call me?

Jane: I was just looking for people.

Jonah: With the Meet New People tool or…?

Jane: …

Jonah: …?

Jane: …

Jonah: Hello?

TokBox: Call has ended with Jane Doe

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Call #2:

TokBox: Jane Doe is calling you

Jonah: <ignore>

Jonah: <IM Jane doe>

Jonah: You know, its usually polite to IM someone first to ask them if they are available for a video call.

Jane: Answer. I’ve got a question for you.

Jonah: What? Is it some kind of complicated question?

Jane: Yes.

Jonah: <Call Jane Doe>

Jonah: So, how can I help you?

Jane: You know fatman fatman?

Jonah: Yeah…

Jane: He likes me.

Jonah: …. Well…. you better block him I suppose.

TokBox: Call with Jane Doe ended.

Jonah: *vein*

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Call #3:

TokBox: Jane Doe is calling you.

Jonah: *irritation*

Jonah:<Ignore Call>

Jonah:<IM Jane Doe>

Jonah: Hey!

Jane: piikup.

Jane: I have something to tell you.

Jonah: What is it?

Jane: I’ll tell you then.

Jonah:<Frustatedly Calls Jane Doe>

Jane: I like you.

TokBox: Call ended with Jane Doe.