Crossed Wires

HOW TO: Embed a webdoc in a wordpress.com blog.

JyoNah — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:25:09 +0000

I’m going to start by saying this is NOT a complete solution, as it requires an extra click before the webdoc is even visable.

WordPress.com doesn’t allow iframes, but webdoc needs iframes for embedding. Using a bizzare work around published by Netty Gritty at shongjog.wordpress.com I’ve been able to produce an “embeded webdoc” below.

If you want to be able to do this, follow the instructions found on THIS post on his blog:

http://shongjog.wordpress.com/2011/01/25/how-to-embed-iframe-widgets-in-a-wordpress-com-blog-%C2%A9-netty-gritty/

Julie Julie

JyoNah — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:37:20 +0000

The following message is something I received along with four different requests to be my friend on facebook from “Julie Smith”

hey!
Between You and Julie Smith

Julie Smith
Add as Friend
July 12 at 12:07pm
Report Message
hello , i am julie, i am working with , i am his sells girl , and he refird me to you , i looking forether a gu my age or a boyfriend, if u want too talk to me just message me back on here ttyl

Corrections to Gennesis

JyoNah — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:52:19 +0000

They say “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

What they don’t know is that actually….

God made Adam, Eve, Madam, and Steve.

Obviously, there couldn’t have been only two, had their only been two, the human species would have depended upon incest*, and God couldn’t have that.

Madam and Eve made the cutest couple, and Adam and Steve were like bunny rabbits.

It was Madam that pointed out they’d have to switch things up if they were going to make any use of themselves, so they had the children they needed to have, and after the sixth child was born, Adam and Eve realized they REALLY REALLY liked heterosexual sex as well, (which makes sense… they’d had three out of the six of the children.)

Adam and Eve became the first bisexuals.** Now… Steve wasn’t so hot on this idea of Adam sleeping arround, but Madam didn’t care what Eve did. She loved Madam regardless, and didn’t really have much of a sex drive anyway – but that’s not really the point of the story.***

Along with being bisexuals, Adam and Eve also REALLY loved the spotlight so the four all decided that Adam and Eve would deal with the press, and seeing as they were responsible for about 2/3 of the children anyway, they pretended all of the kids were theirs.

The first 100% heterosexual human being was Cain.

The End.

– – - – - – - – - – - – -

*When it came to creating Adam, Eve, Madam, and Steve’s grandchildren, Adam and Eve’s children made children with the children of Madam and Steve. Madam and Adam’s Children only made more children with Eve and Steve’s Children. Ta-Da! No incest!

**Of course, being the first four human beings in existence, they hadn’t cared enough to come up any terms for this sort of thing, and in fact, if you were to discuss the topic with Eve, she’d have told you that she ACTUALLY would like to identify as an omnisexual, thank you very much. Adam on the other hand, wouldn’t have cared.

***Steve was actually the first human being to ever masturbate, he came to terms with the situation after he discovered he didn’t ALWAYS need Adam.

Mint Chocolate Ice Cream

JyoNah — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:41:42 +0000

http://www.omegle.com

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: daddy?
You: Yes son?
Stranger: do you have ice cream?
You: Many types
You: which kind do you like best?
Stranger: mint chocolate
You: Oh, I don’t have mint chocolate
Stranger: worst daddy ever…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mormons Throwing Cutie Pies

JyoNah — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:18:42 +0000

For those concerned with my ethics, name and personally identifiable information has been modified.

Facebook:
You have a friend request.
Kenny Rodgers Smith
You have 7 friends in common.

Basic Information
Sex: Male
Relationship Status: Single
Interested In: Women
Looking For: Friendship
Political Views: nobama
Religious Views: mormon
Class: High School Freshman

FBChat:
8:57pm Jonah
Keeeenny……
Keeeenny?

8:58pmKenny
hey I’m good friends with your brother.

8:58pm Jonah
o.o
OIC.
Why would you want to be facebook friends with your friends older-brother?

8:59pm Kenny
you look cute

8:59pm Jonah
I do?
9:04pm Kenny is offline.

LATER:
10:13pm Kenny
sorry wasnt me talking earlier

10:16pm Jonah
I was wondering.
who was taht?
*that
did you even send me a friends request?

10:16pm Kenny
My friend Jerry Boomer

10:16pm Jonah
or was that the other person too?

10:16pm Kenny
i did he told me too
because i didnt believe your micahs brother.

Silly Sammy, You’re a Gullible Guy.

JyoNah — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:12:06 +0000

Facebook Satus Update:
Jonah is trippin. This time, its shrooms. 10:44pm -

Comments:
Sadie Rhoads at 10:44pm February 25
wow……..

Jonah Price at 10:46pm February 25
You see, they’re growing in my front lawn, and they’re HUMONGOUS, but I forgot to look down and so I caught my foot on one and landed in the mud.

Sadie Rhoads at 10:50pm February 25
well that sucks

FBChat:
(10:48:43 PM) Sam Matthews: Are you really on shrooms?
(10:48:54 PM) Jonah Price: TOOOOOOOOTALLY
(10:49:28 PM) Jonah Price: You have NO IDEA
(10:49:58 PM) Jonah Price: how awesome it is to werar GODSSUNGLASSES!
(10:50:34 PM) Sam Matthews: ha ok r u like abig druggie now?
(10:50:57 PM) Jonah Price: you gotta try on the sunddgless sammy
(10:51:05 PM) Jonah Price: put on the sunglasses
(10:51:13 PM) Sam Matthews: whats sunglasses i dont have an
(10:51:20 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:21 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:21 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:22 PM) Jonah Price: no
(10:51:26 PM) Jonah Price: you got it all wrong
(10:51:43 PM) Sam Matthews: yeah? how so?
(10:52:18 PM) Jonah Price: You’re all stuck in your body sammy. You gotta ditch the body
(10:52:40 PM) Sam Matthews: where should i ditch it
(10:52:41 PM) Sam Matthews: ?
(10:52:51 PM) Jonah Price: The ditch
(10:53:09 PM) Sam Matthews: idf u were really on shrooms why would u be on facebook why arent u out doingsomething fun
(10:53:42 PM) Jonah Price: Because I’m in love.
(10:53:50 PM) Sam Matthews: who are u in love with?
(10:53:57 PM) Jonah Price: EVERYBODY!
(10:54:01 PM) Sam Matthews: me?
(10:54:02 PM) Jonah Price: and they’re all RIGHT HERE
(10:54:09 PM) Jonah Price: they’re all on facebook!
(10:54:14 PM) Jonah Price: Its AMAZING Sammy!
(10:54:17 PM) Jonah Price: EVERYBODY
(10:54:19 PM) Jonah Price: IS
(10:54:20 PM) Jonah Price: ON
(10:54:22 PM) Jonah Price: FACEBOOK
(10:54:31 PM) Sam Matthews: there are alot of people on
(10:54:45 PM) Sam Matthews: sounds like it
(10:54:50 PM) Sam Matthews: i wish i was on shrooms too
(10:55:02 PM) Sam Matthews: do shrooms give u an after affect the next day?
(10:55:18 PM) Jonah Price: Dude, what the fuck?
(10:55:36 PM) Sam Matthews: what?
(10:55:45 PM) Jonah Price: No. I’m not kidding.
(10:55:53 PM) Sam Matthews: u are not kidding?
(10:56:13 PM) Jonah Price: what
(10:56:15 PM) Jonah Price: the fuck?
(10:56:34 PM) Sam Matthews: dude please dont use the f word in my pressense
(10:57:03 PM) Jonah Price: You can’t just DO that Sammuel. Its so not cool.
(10:57:29 PM) Sam Matthews: dude u r starting to scare me a little
(10:58:50 PM) Jonah Price: Well if you’d done that to anybody else, you probably SHOULD be scared you little krike ripper.
(10:59:19 PM) Sam Matthews: what did i do?
(10:59:43 PM) Jonah Price: Oh, now you’ve forgotten? Yeah?
(10:59:46 PM) Jonah Price: Well forget it.
(10:59:58 PM) Sam Matthews: no dude
[This is where I google LSD slang to add to the mix]
(11:00:21 PM) Jonah Price: James brought over some gooney birds. I’m outa here.
(11:00:22 PM) Sam Matthews: i kinda believe u r on shrooms now cause it would be hard to fake being crazy like u are being
(11:00:31 PM) Sam Matthews: ha k cya dude:

Mary Darling, This Just Can’t Be.

JyoNah — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:21:28 +0000

[TokBox: Forwarded Video Mail from Mary Ellen Cowbell]
[Jonah: uh... WHAT? o.0]
[IM Mary ellen Cowbell]

[12:55] Jonah Price: Do I know you?
[12:55] Mary Ellen Cowbell: yes
[13:02] Jonah Price: how?
[13:02] Jonah Price: who are you?
[13:02] Mary Ellen Cowbell: yesterday at the mallll
[13:02] Mary Ellen Cowbell: mary
[13:03] Jonah Price: I SOOOOOOOO didn’t go to the mall yesterday
[13:03] Mary Ellen Cowbell: we ate at mickydees together and i bought u an icecrean
[13:03] Mary Ellen Cowbell: u owe me 5 bucks btww
[13:03] Jonah Price: Oh yeah, and then I dropped it in your lap
[13:04] Mary Ellen Cowbell: and u licked it upp
[13:04] Jonah Price: No, that was your dog, Emerald.
[13:04] Mary Ellen Cowbell: no u mean pearl .
[13:04] Jonah Price: Oh, sorry
[13:05] Jonah Price: the green fur dye threw me off.
[13:05] Jonah Price: I remembered it was some sort of stone
[13:05] Mary Ellen Cowbell: ohh its ok . yeah truee
[13:06] Mary Ellen Cowbell: so u remember the v day present u brought me
[13:07] Jonah Price: I think so… you couldn’t afford the box of chocolates for your boyfriend, so I spotted you the ten bucks.
[13:07] Jonah Price: I think that means that YOU actually owe ME $5
[13:07] Mary Ellen Cowbell: haha nour my bf silly goose
[13:07] Mary Ellen Cowbell: su u brought urself a present
[13:08] Jonah Price: I became your boyfriend when I met you yesterday and bought myself a late V-Day present for you?
[13:08] Mary Ellen Cowbell: yes! exactly
[13:08] Jonah Price: Oh my.
[13:08] Jonah Price: well, there is something you should know….
[13:09] Jonah Price: this morning… I met someone else.
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: hahahha i dumped my bf jake t austin for u
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: bitch.
[13:09] Jonah Price: sorry…
[13:09] Jonah Price: well you know..
[13:09] Jonah Price: once Jake was available..
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: bitch HOW DARE YOU
[13:09] Jonah Price: I just couldn’t resist him.
[13:09] Mary Ellen Cowbell: well he likes ladies sorry
[13:10] Jonah Price: I’ll have you know, he swings both ways
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: noooooooo
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: he doesnt
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: trust me
[13:11] Jonah Price: yep. We did it this morning.
[13:11] Mary Ellen Cowbell: we have been through this before
[13:13] Jonah Price: I’ve slept with your ex boyfriend you dumbed to be with me before?
[13:14] Mary Ellen Cowbell: what!??????? how the hell did u sleep with a straight man
[13:14] Jonah Price: Ooookay. You’ve officially killed the fun of this game.
[13:14] Jonah Price: nice talking to you.
[13:15] Jonah Price: goodbye.
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: no
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: i apologizee
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: plzzz
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: come back to me baby
[13:15] Mary Ellen Cowbell: baby come back

Greetings Again Jane

JyoNah — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:06:29 +0000

[13:49] Jane Doe: hello
[13:49] Jane Doe: i need to talk
[13:49] Jonah Price: are you going to actually talk?
[13:49] Jane Doe: no
[13:49] Jonah Price: because you’ve only IM’d me thus far
[13:50] Jane Doe: but
[13:50] Jonah Price: well then this works
[13:50] Jonah Price: what do you need?
[13:50] Jane Doe: u no brick the wine guy
[13:50] Jonah Price: yes. I do.
[13:50] Jane Doe: he is saying that i wanted to c his dick
[13:51] Jonah Price: yes. he is.
[13:51] Jane Doe: i have a twin sister
[13:51] Jane Doe: and she was on
[13:51] Jonah Price: -__-
[13:51] Jonah Price: prove it.
[13:51] Jane Doe: and she got on my account
[13:51] Jonah Price: Send me a videomail with both you and your sister.
[13:51] Jonah Price: or a photo.
[13:51] Jane Doe: cuz she likes dicks
[13:51] Jane Doe: now
[13:52] Jane Doe: every one would think that i like seeing dicks
[13:52] Jonah Price: seems like it.
[13:52] Jane Doe: i don’t
[13:52] Jonah Price: but you can prove your innocence by showing how you have a twin.
[13:53] Jane Doe: can i call him and tell him that was not me
[13:53] Jonah Price: You should make a comment on the public post.
[13:53] Jonah Price: but
[13:53] Jane Doe: can u call him
[13:53] Jonah Price: nobody is going to belive you unless you prove you have a twin.
[13:53] Jane Doe: i do
[13:53] Jane Doe: but
[13:53] Jane Doe: he blocked me
[13:54] Jonah Price: prove it Jane
[13:54] Jane Doe: and i can not tell him
[13:54] Jonah Price: on the public post
[13:54] Jonah Price: you can
[13:54] Jane Doe: i will do anything if u do it
[13:55] Jonah Price: what?
[13:55] Jonah Price: Jane…
[13:55] Jonah Price: go here
[13:55] Jonah Price: [URL to the post where Brick Makes his claim]
[13:55] Jonah Price: make your case THERE.
[13:56] Jane Doe: i will do any thing if u tell him that i have a twin
[13:57] Jane Doe: i got a idea
[13:57] Jonah Price: WHY do i have to tell him?
[13:57] Jonah Price: why can’t YOU tell him?

END

The Woes of Waking Up

JyoNah — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:14:06 +0000

I sleep in a Twin Bed pushed into the corner of my bedroom. This gives me the right side and the right side only to wake up on.* Yet somehow this morning, I found the wrong side of the bed to wake up on.

Sleep usually fixes things for me.
If its terrible, if I screwed up, if I made a mistake….
I can escape into sleep, and refresh things for the morning.

I screwed up last night. :/
I’ve been getting more or less unwanted attention from someone for a while…
but the simple fact is… everybody likes attention. So it felt nice, but I didn’t want to go where the attention was going.

However, in the heat of things I did something that communicated very much the opposite.
I blame it on my being a man. ((Hasn’t anybody ever noticed MEN are the real whores?))

*sigh*

*That was a pre-emptive pun.

So People Could Postulate

JyoNah — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:15:04 +0000

Midnight Conversations about My TokBox Post “What Do You DO?”
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[0:00] Jacob Fulbright: for the record, I DID try and steer the convo back to the post topic instead of your mysterious sexuality
[0:02] Jonah Price: I saw.
[0:02] Jonah Price: thanks.
[0:03] Jacob Fulbright: np – besides, interested in what people actually do for a living.
[0:03] Jonah Price: me too!
[0:03] Jacob Fulbright: wait… is that why you made that post?
[0:04] Jacob Fulbright: See, I thought you made the post so people could postulate about your sexual preference…
[0:04] Jacob Fulbright: guess i got it all mixed up again, lol
[0:05] Jonah Price: XD
[0:05] Jonah Price: *laughs ass off*
[0:05] Jonah Price: you’re great.
[0:07] Jacob Fulbright: actually, I kick ass. go ahead, ask around.
[0:07] Jonah Price: XD